20 Foot Santa Claus Conviction Wins $1000 Reward

FYI: The 20 foot tall Santa Claus is still missing.

A home made sign from a town north of me in NH: The 20 foot tall Santa has was stolen many months ago. $1000 reward for the arrest and conviction and return of giant Santa! I still wonder what exactly this 20 foot Santa was and who created it and, moreover, who would spend the time and energy to steal such a thing.

The subject verb agreement is scary. The money will be awarded only if

  • The 20 foot tall Santa is arrested,

  • convicted,

  • and returned. 

Hmm. Maybe he's hanging out with Paul Bunyan and the Jolly Green Giant ....

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